William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Mean Girls

The situation is befetch d, forsooth! She attendeth not this school gadzooks! On Wednesdays tis in pink that we attire. An ordinary mother I am not / But rather I am cool and hip, I wot The carriage enter in, make haste, thou clod / Tis shopping we endeavor now in squad. The classic movie Mean Girls takes a timewarp back to the days of the Bard!